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Chris Brown - Next To You ft. Justin Bieber

2012-01-20T12:20:00.000+08:00

You got that smile that only heaven can make.
I'll pray to God everyday that you keep that smile.
One day when the sky is fallin' Ill be standing right next to you.

x

The Fray - Never Say Never

2011-03-10T16:55:00.000+08:00

Lifehouse - You And Me

2011-03-10T16:54:00.001+08:00

Howie Day - Collide

2011-03-10T16:54:00.000+08:00

A lover's Concerto

2011-03-10T10:06:00.000+08:00

I think I posted this before like a year ago maybe, but I feel like listening to it again.

This song always gives me hope. :D

"Hello, Planet", Vocaloid Hatsune Miku Original Song

2011-03-09T05:04:00.000+08:00

【初音ミクオリジナル曲】＊ハロー、プラネット。【ドットPV付き】

2011-03-09T05:03:00.000+08:00

Firework & Grenade MASHUP (Explosion Medley) - Sam Tsui

2011-02-28T10:04:00.000+08:00

蔡阿嘎--[活動] 楊淑君台灣人挺你!!!

2011-02-23T11:12:00.000+08:00

実写版セーラームーン

2011-02-22T14:29:00.000+08:00

女人為什麼願意男人抱著睡覺？

2011-02-21T13:44:00.001+08:00

你可知道
當女人被男人脫去自己的衣服
一絲不掛的在他面前
是需要多少的愛

你可知道
女人為什麼會背朝你睡
因為她不喜歡看你的背影
如果你以後抱著她睡
她會安心一整個晚上

你可知道
女人把每一次的愛情
當作是初戀
也是這輩子最後一個來愛

你可知道
女人那麼愛吃醋不是因為不相信你
而是你在她心中太美好
她不希望這種美好倒映在別的女人眼中

你可知道
深愛你的女人在沖你發火以後
自己卻轉身不斷哭泣

你可知道
當女人頂著哭花的臉
走在街上
不管是不是有人在看她時
她的心已經快要死了

你可知道
她只會對她愛的男人嘮叨
也只會對她在乎的人耍性子

你可知道
她的任性她的壞脾氣
其實都只是在對你撒嬌
希望你更重視她

你可知道
假若她不愛你
她根本不會對你發火
不會希望你去哄她
更不會為你掉眼淚
因為她不愛的人沒那本事

你可知道
當你離開她
留下她獨自一人
她有多大的期待和恐懼
而這一切都只是因為她愛你
而這一切都因為你還不夠懂她
女人知道太多不該知道的事情
男人不知道太多該知道的事情

於是.你們爭吵.你認為她脾氣不好.她認為你不夠遷就她……
於是.你們冷戰.你以為她沒有完全接受你，她以為你不在乎她……
請給她一個擁抱一個吻.用你的擁抱你的吻去化解她心裡的悲傷和眼角的淚水.
因為她只是害怕你的冷漠、轉身和安靜。。。。。。。。。。

兩個深愛的人在一起，就要
互相包容，互相理解，互相體諒，互相信任，
否則當你們真正失去時將會遺憾終生。。。。。。
否則美好的未來也就在你們自己手中泯滅了！。。。。。。
希望每一個男人都能夠好好珍惜陪伴在你身邊的女人
她們為你付出過，不求回報
卻希望你們能夠讀懂，能夠牽著她們的手堅定地走下去
不要讓愛你的女人流淚
不要讓她傷心
更不要讓她絕望和死心！
因為女人一旦真愛了，失去她愛著的人
就意味著失去了整個世界...

上野樹里-えがおのはな

2011-01-17T17:56:00.000+08:00

Don't Text and Drive

2010-12-01T18:46:00.000+08:00

Ryan Cabrera True - Official Song

2010-11-30T16:24:00.000+08:00

I'm melting to this song. I wanna hear this performed live!

Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris official music video PARODY

2010-11-25T15:18:00.000+08:00

retarded Lawl

Within Temptation Memories HD

2010-11-19T16:06:00.000+08:00

makes me wanna scream along

Train - Marry Me (Live ROMT)

2010-11-18T19:14:00.000+08:00

Misery - The Moffatts

2010-11-18T15:38:00.000+08:00

I used to like this song in Primary School. Never gets old.

Suede - The Beautiful Ones

2010-11-18T11:41:00.000+08:00

Fucking love this song like since forever.

Tori Amos - Silent All These Years (From "Live At Montreux 91/92")

2010-10-28T14:03:00.000+08:00

Always loved this song. Send chills down my spine once again <33

The Corrs - Breathless

2010-10-28T13:16:00.000+08:00

The Corrs - What Can I Do? (Mtv Unplugged) HQ

2010-10-28T11:16:00.000+08:00

stuck in my head all morning.

The Cookie Carnival

2010-10-28T10:05:00.000+08:00

洗衣日

2010-10-28T09:52:00.001+08:00

hahahahahhahahaha

Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise

2010-10-21T16:59:00.000+08:00

I had to watch this again. hahaahahhaha

Taylor Swift - Back To December (Traducción Al Español)

2010-10-20T11:10:00.000+08:00

Taylor Swift "Back To December" Lyric Breakdown

2010-10-20T11:02:00.000+08:00

Corgi Flop

2010-10-18T14:25:00.000+08:00

周蕙-我喜歡

2010-10-15T13:56:00.000+08:00

周蕙 - 約定

2010-10-14T18:03:00.000+08:00

song stuck in my head all day. this song makes me wanna tear in passion.

Twouble with Twitters: SuperNews!

2010-10-13T15:54:00.000+08:00

To my most "Can Make It" Boyfriend :

2010-10-12T15:16:00.003+08:00

Mark :

Singaporean girls like to use the phrase "cannot make it" to describe Singaporean men. They wrinkle their noses and act all surprised when you suggest, ever so gently, that perhaps Singaporean Male X might be a suitable mate. "Huh?? Cannot make it lah, he." A few years later they marry Singaporean Male Y, who looks and sounds exactly the same as Singaporean Male X.

Why are Singaporean men all so ostensibly "cannot make it"? I do not know the answer to this question, for I am reasonable. However, I do have suggestions for the men. To become a "can make it" Singaporean male (without having to resort to plastic surgery), one must achieve a certain level of competence at the activities I shall be listing out below. Ours is a small, closed society; the traits that mark one out for worthwhile reproduction are easily and quickly discernible, if one pays proper attention.

1. Must be good at computers and computer games

Strangely, being good at computer games appears to be more impressive to the average Singaporean female. If you are good at computers only, you are taken advantage of for most part. If you are good at computer games, however, you are a badass potential protector. Compare:

You: OK, upgraded to Windows 7 already.
Girl: Thanks so much! (thinks: the software did everything.)
You: You're welcome.
Girl: Can help me install antivirus?

with

Mark: ALL RIGHT 25 KILLSTREAK!
Girl: Huh?
Mark: Nothing. I just kicked your boyfriend's ass.
Girl: Orh. (stands over shoulder and watches very fast paced game and thinks: aiyah why my boyfriend so lousy.) Can help me install Windows?
Mark: Sorry not interested, I am aiming for 35 killstreak
Girl: (subconsciously registers lack of punctuation as sexy) Oh. Kill kill kill ... so manly.

As a general rule, the hierarchy is such: first-person shooter, versus fighter, real-time strategy, turn-based strategy and then everything else. MMORPGs occupy a value system of their own, but in general their gentle learning curve reduce street cred. Angry Birds and Bejewelled FTW for now though.

2. Must be good at pool

There is nothing else to do in Singapore. Get good at it, you will be spending a lot of time in these places. Don't just chalk your stick - chalk some victories while you're at it. Ah-lians will be watching.

Must-learns: jump-shot, English, doubles.

3. Must be good at one team sport

So that you will look good next to the other doddering dodos. Football obviously occupies top spot, but basketball and water polo work too. Volleyball is for girls.

Girls find it easier to come down to support team sports, because they can rationalize their conduct diffusely: "I'm here for the TEAM." Let them have this. You know what they're thinking when you're ... scoring.

4. Must be good at one individual sport

While girls find it harder to support these because you are alone and therefore very bo sei for them to come all the way down, the simple fact that you are involved in some sport somewhere is already very "can make it". Walk around with your lacrosse bag slung over your shoulder or your tennis shoes carelessly dangling from your backpack. When they ask about your sport, just make vague references and knowingly use terms of art.

Girl: Where are you going?
Mark: Oh, practice.
Girl: What practice?
Mark: Kallang ... today we're doing slice serves.
Girl: *tingle down spine* Ohhh.

Few other people will be able to challenge your authority, since these are individual, recherche pursuits. Exploit the opportunity.

To avoid: ping-pong, badminton (everyone thinks they can play these)

5. Must be musical

GUITAR for individual, DRUMS in a band. Girls are quite dumb one and they like to see action jackson. You bang bang the drum, they happy. You stand around and pluck a few strings, nobody knows what you're doing. Of course, if you are going to do the serenading thing, it will be guitar without question.

Tip: When serenading, pretend to be practising (when you actually practice sui sui at home already). Always choose a current song, so people will bite. If you play More Than Words for the 238645823648243234th time, people confirm lose interest one. And don't look at anybody when singing, otherwise they will feel that you are "invading" them. Don't "invade" anybody. Just let them listen to your ostensibly unassuming music. Confirm plus guarantee plus chop will have results.

6. Must be able to do math

A guy who cannot do maths is like an eunuch. He is not a man. In Singapore especially, even our girls are damn good at maths. So you better be super damn good, so you can explain to her how to divide her parts.

One better: PHYSICS. For some reason, applied stuff is harder for girls. So take physics and ace it. Then later on, toss in puns about how you two have such great chemistry, you want to explore the geography of her biography in a physical way. "Your body is a wonderland," you will coo. "Do you want to read my literature or should we just start making history?" Just don't show her your mother tongue.

7. Must have good sense of direction

A guy who has no sense of direction is a girl. The end.

8. Must drive and must be good driver

DRIVE. And for fuck's sake, practice that parallel parking thing. Girls always tell themselves that they are not lousier drivers, just more careful/cautious/whatever. But despite that ALL OF THEM STILL CANNOT FREAKING PARALLEL PARK. Become tok kong at this, heighten the gender difference, enhance the sexual tension. Ooh yeah baby.

By the way, European marques please. The Singaporean lady does not want to be seen rolling in a Hyundai.

9. Must be laconic and listen to her drivel

Ya. It helps. Srsly.

Singaporean girls think they are really interesting, and maybe they are. Who knows? We aren't really listening. But you don't really have to - just nod every 10 seconds. And then say, "Really ah." I just did this today. It is fricking awesome. You can abidicate responsbility for having a brain.

The bottom line is that by keeping silent, you allow her to project her preferred self-image onto you. She is interesting, so therefore you must be interesting, since you are absorbing her everything. How cool is that? I love lady logic.

10. Must know DIY

"I hammered her and her friend last night, we had a good screw. Talk about nailing two in one night! Of course I bolted the next day, but I will always be ready when their pipes need further unclogging."

Euphemisms aside, you must know DIY because other penises will try to undermine you with their own DIY knowledge. Especially contractors who overcharge. If you are fleeced in any DIY-related matter, you are not a man.

This is also perhaps the origin of the phrase "cannot make it" - a man who "can make it" can make ... things. With hands and tools. He probabaly also knows how to instruct the girl on how to rectify a swollen ball-cock.

11. Must speak dialect

My biggest regret, I cannot speak dialect. In lup-sup KTVs and Warrant Officer messes, I am the lowest of the low. With contractors, I am a freaking pony with "Kan Me" on my forehead. Why is dialect so important for the Singaporean male? Primarily, it establishes street cred. Denizens from below must look up to you before any female will find you worth apprising. Importantly, also, dialect is crass; crassness establishes contrast, and in contrast we find admiration.

12. Must not be below PES B

Or at least finish normal BMT like everyone else. Nobody really knows whether OCS or SISPEC is tougher, so you can elide that easily.

If you had a buay gan army life, try not to talk about it at all. Girls know one. They all have "a friend" who was a commando-officer-parakeet. They will compare you like they compare their Prada bag with the other girl's Miu Miu. Don't become an object!

If you were a star in the army, also don't talk too much about it. Girls just want to know that you were good, and that you were not a jellyfish. The rest is still for you to prove - funny, rich, smart etc. Prove it.

13. Must have "ambition" and "passion"

Most Singaporean girls have a vague notion that their man should be "successful" or aim for success of some sort. For themselves, they have less concrete ambitions. Use this to your advantage. However, only hint (not talk) about your plans. For instance:

Girl: So, what's next for you?
Mark: I've had several offers ... well, we'll just see where it goes. I have a pretty clear idea of what I want though.
Girl: What's that?
Mark: Haha, it will bore you. Let's not talk about me. Do you like baby blue or pink?

Once they know you have "plans", they will stick with you, regardless of what those "plans" are. Make sure you always have "an idea" of what you are going to do. When in doubt, obfuscate and pass off a successful person's life as your own.

14. Must say nearly every other girl is "cannot make it"

This is by far the MOST IMPORTANT ITEM on the list. Singaporean girls like a guy who has "standards". Secretly, the standard for every girl is HERSELF. This is not a cardinal scale, there is no relativity. Instead, on this mystery scale there is THE GIRL IN QUESTION, and then EVERY OTHER FEMALE ON EARTH. She will make cursory concessions for Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox (the latter usually grudgingly), of course, but DO NOT BE FOOLED. She just wants you to think that SHE is the prettiest and THAT IS IT!!!

If, however, you are unable to lie barefacedly, you might want to go with a less extreme approach. You must say that girls SHE LIKES AS PEOPLE are pretty. NEVER SAY THAT PRETTY GIRLS ARE PRETTY! Girls are unable to divorce looks from personality. It would be unwise to do so, therefore, in their presence. A good sample discussion would run as follows:

Girl: Do you think Girl X (ugly but liked) is pretty?
Mark: Yes, she has a certain je ne sais quoi that I find charming.
Girl: (pleased) Really ah? I think so too! Not like that Girl Y (pretty but disliked).
Mark: Oh, Girl Y. Cannot make it lah. Act cute buay cute.
Girl: (ready to give you blowjob liao) I ALSO SAY!

Have you ever noticed that girls thought pretty by other girls are really not pretty at all? And hot, sexy girls are almost always labelled "sluts", as if that were a bad thing? Important hint: Do not address the girl on these points. She does not want to confront her inner evolutionary demons.

Well, that's the list. A tall order? Yes, but a worthwhile endeavour, if we are not to lose all our women to the cast of The Last Airbender. We can make it one.

; taken from facebook note "Singaporean Men Cannot Make It One Lah" by Sze Yao Tan

SNL katy perry elmo clip

2010-09-28T10:59:00.000+08:00

lol i wanna SLAPPA HER BOOBIES.

No Pants Subway Ride 2010

2010-09-23T12:22:00.000+08:00

I wanna join this! HAAHHAHAHA

Funny! Singapore Bollywood Talent in Train!

2010-09-23T12:16:00.000+08:00

I would love to see him dance Benny Lava live on the train

[HD] DBSK - Why Did I Fall In Love With You - Official MV + Lyrics

2010-09-22T10:12:00.000+08:00

I still love this song.

Soulja Boy Tell'em - Kiss Me Thru The Phone ft. Sammie

2010-09-19T11:22:00.000+08:00

This song reminds me of Mark too.

Timbaland - The Way I Are ft. Keri Hilson, D.O.E., Sebastian

2010-09-19T11:19:00.000+08:00

This song always reminds me of Mark.

IU | Seulong (2AM) - Nagging [Eng Sub|RomHangul+DL] (아이유),(슬옹) TEASER

2010-09-13T02:55:00.000+08:00

Love.

2010-09-11T04:38:00.001+08:00

It doesn't matter if I have to run around poor with you all my life, as long as you are willing to keep me happy and safe with all you have.

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SungMin's Baby Baby at SuShow II Malaysia 100320

2010-09-09T21:10:00.001+08:00

my favourite suju boy singing one of my favourite song. <3

Chinese Military Shovel WJQ-308 (HQ + Full length)

2010-09-08T02:50:00.000+08:00

NSFW. A hunter shoots a bear!

2010-09-08T02:45:00.000+08:00

cool video. (Y)

Kid I Want My Nose

2010-09-07T02:41:00.000+08:00

Rainy.

2010-09-06T19:23:00.001+08:00

I wish the moments of the cold and rainy bus ride from Genting would occur again.

I wish I'm protected from the rain with just big hands again.

Too many wishes but it's almost impossible for them to occur again.

Will you hold me closer to you?

Applauded.

2010-09-06T15:35:00.001+08:00

My heart is aching. It misses how loving we were and we could be.

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Giant Vortext Box: 30 Meters

2010-09-06T05:46:00.000+08:00

cool shit!

Dolphin play bubble rings

2010-09-06T05:39:00.000+08:00

compare with the prev video. btw, this is so adorableeeeee!

Underwater Rings

2010-09-06T05:38:00.000+08:00

Weary.

2010-09-05T04:15:00.001+08:00

No offence. But I couldnt relate to the one with god.
Everything else seems so perfect.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1106583601936

Luck - Tanya Chua

2010-09-03T04:28:00.000+08:00

I love this song. I wonder why its so underrated.

My Buddy (Every Singaporean Son Episode 01)

2010-09-03T03:50:00.000+08:00

Story of the Year - Sidewalks (Official video) with lyrics

2010-09-02T01:27:00.000+08:00

The Sketch Show UK - Phobias Workshop

2010-09-01T04:23:00.000+08:00

sibeh ho chio!

男人男人

2010-08-28T00:08:00.001+08:00

Two acts of ego is to boast (dua bao) and show off (haolian). One is don't have brag say have. One is have must tell people. Both also irritating what, why can't people keep more of their ego to themselves, and show more of their true self, love, and sincerity?

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Ghost of a Good Mood.

2010-08-24T19:07:00.001+08:00

Exhale the stress because somewhere out there is a happy affair.

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Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me

2010-08-22T23:54:00.000+08:00

The kiss looks great! The ending makes my hair stand.

BEAST/B2ST MV - Take Care of My Girlfriend (Say No) [English sub, Hangul...

2010-08-20T17:58:00.000+08:00

Drama queen

2010-08-20T17:03:00.000+08:00

Family Guy - Bird is the Word!

2010-08-20T14:06:00.000+08:00

LOL nb damn retarded.

How to cut layers and side bangs

2010-08-20T13:40:00.000+08:00

lol she touch her hair like too much sia. Maybe its needed but very annoying.

Annoying Orange Wazzup 2: Wasssabi

2010-08-19T04:04:00.000+08:00

Annoying Orange: Million Clones

2010-08-19T03:37:00.000+08:00

crazy girl blowing balloon with asshole

2010-08-05T22:03:00.000+08:00

Cloud 9.

2010-08-04T05:54:00.001+08:00

Drifting.

江美琪-我多麼羨慕你

2010-08-02T20:09:00.000+08:00

INCEPTION TRAILER 3 HD - Recut Mash Up

2010-07-30T23:02:00.000+08:00

charice pempengco at starking 1

2010-07-29T18:07:00.000+08:00

Charice - "Pyramid" featuring Iyaz - Studio Version

2010-07-29T18:04:00.000+08:00

Her voice damn imbal samballll~

Ownage Pranks - Gay Hotline with subs

2010-07-29T03:34:00.000+08:00

Burn.

2010-07-28T03:06:00.000+08:00

bros before hos, what about chicks before pricks?
(or even chicks before dicks?)

SHINee - Lucifer Cover by Minhua

2010-07-28T00:24:00.000+08:00

[Funny] 100725 Onew dropped his mic and...? LOL @ IG

2010-07-27T02:35:00.000+08:00

SHINee - Up & Down + Lucifer (Jul,24,10)

2010-07-27T02:29:00.000+08:00

SHINee - Up & Down + Lucifer (Jul,23,10)

2010-07-27T02:28:00.000+08:00

鑽石夜總會變臉美女

2010-07-27T01:57:00.000+08:00

羅志祥 - 小豬 - 蕭亞軒敗給你 KTV

2010-07-24T03:30:00.000+08:00

Cheerios.

2010-07-23T21:32:00.000+08:00

It felt like you push it right thru.

9 months.

2010-07-23T01:31:00.002+08:00

It's like throwing a baby down a drain.
Or aborting a fully develop baby.
I bet this is negative imagination again.

Sometimes.

2010-07-22T22:25:00.002+08:00

To love someone is like having a knife right in front of your heart
; trust that it won't hurt you, just because it hasn't.

Cry Me a River.

2010-07-19T09:42:00.000+08:00

Attempt No. 2

2010-07-18T20:21:00.000+08:00

Bunch of bcf seriously.

Walan.

2010-07-18T06:52:00.001+08:00

Weeks back I saw this lianish girl's profile,
and thought she has a cute face but she's a childish slut.
Now I see she's attached to one of my friends
who just broke up with his girlfriend.
Honestly the previous girlfriend was so much better.
Knn er xin.

Aim.

2010-07-18T06:49:00.001+08:00

On my chest, there is a dartboard.

^_^

2010-07-18T04:49:00.000+08:00

I'm a pink bubblegum.

Gushed.

2010-07-17T16:40:00.000+08:00

I never thought a WC was a WC.

Night.

2010-07-14T03:36:00.001+08:00

无阿矮力！

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Hunny.

2010-07-13T18:33:00.002+08:00

✩
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/( ●˛•)\
/ ✩ \
u ✩ u
| ✩ |
U —— U

Blogger distorted my image as they remove all my spaces ):

Stonecold.

2010-07-13T16:03:00.000+08:00

For one moment I was addicted, at the next I'm no longer, to you.
For one moment I craved, at the next I no longer, for you.

Ninja Baby

2010-07-10T04:31:00.000+08:00

This kid is...so cute

2010-07-10T04:20:00.000+08:00

Net.

2010-07-07T04:43:00.001+08:00

How can marijuana have effect on me even when you don't?

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4Minute I My Me Mine MV

2010-07-05T23:23:00.000+08:00

Sibeh hot.

Pink.

2010-07-02T01:12:00.001+08:00

Bouncing on fluffy candy floss clouds.

Aflamed.

2010-06-30T20:50:00.001+08:00

Those with you and me are fading to black.

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Wild.

2010-06-30T01:05:00.003+08:00

It's no longer a bed of roses.

Ribs.

2010-06-29T20:56:00.000+08:00

You're absurd and I'm tired.

2010-06-29T15:36:00.001+08:00

I don't care what they say, for some reason I really like songs by Owl City.

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Homolomo.

2010-06-28T22:25:00.001+08:00

Fucking hate gender differences.

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Laura Jansen - Single Girls

2010-06-24T03:32:00.000+08:00

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